Sunday, 9 January 2011

2nd draft - Haircut


I'm going to be late -
I'll miss my appointment -
A haircut not to be.

But if I set off right away
I'll just be hopelessly early
Caught in a costly coffee shop.

Oh God, I need to pay him -
Add ten minutes getting cash -
I'm petrified I'll be late -

I'd be so ashamed to discover
Claudio is serving another -
Cutting her stylish alluring hair -

As I arrive, sweaty, bedraggled -
Too late for Claudio, just too late -
Standing in reception without smiles.

I'll travel back to Peckham
With my frightful straggly hair,
Wishing that Claudio waited.

Or maybe Claudio will wait -
He'll gruffly shake his oily curls
And cut my hair nasty for laughs -

At home, no amount of Looks Lovely
Will convince me he didn't cut wrong -
And I'll wear a huge hat evermore.

So now I'd better go
So I arrive on time -
But I'm just such a mess -

If I only knew what to wear
If I knew what Claudio liked -
I'd have the most marvellous hair.

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